Driving Our Teslas

The difference between then and between now:

livin in our slick urban townhouse ghet-toe

(we’re clean we’re green)

We’re electrified and we… are… so…so… satisfied.

Sacrifices made, butt that’s the price we paid.

Bethesda you ask?

No, not a chance.

The mortgages too high and so is the rent.

Butt we drive our Tesla, and yes, we live in a tent.

(Better than a trailer park,

We’re leaving our green foot mark)

Butt we’re driving our Tesla (livin in a tent).

Don’t cost much money (livin in a tent).

Taxes? a lot cheaper with a slit trench and a tent.

Got a 60 amp service commin off of a pole

a statement so proud, a statement so bold.

Then sittin right next to our tent and our trench,

so it won’t get wet, it won’t get so cold,

the charger’s stuffed, ha! in a watertight hold.

(Better than a trailer park,

We’re leaving our green foot mark)

We get our heat off from the sun and when it’s not

reverse-flow-runs-the-batteries-down a whole lot.

Then our range?

It decrease, a fact you can bet.

But we’re driving our Tesla,

and freeze in our tent.

(Better than a trailer park,

We’re leaving our green foot mark)