I’m getting renditioned in the morning.
Kidnapped, jet engines begin to whine.
No time to pack up
Into the sack up
But get him in the jet on time
Got to be in Syria in the Morning
Beat up, confess to any crime.
They come and kick me
Electric shock me
Show me no mercy
But put me on that jet on time.
*To the tune of “I’m getting married in the Morning” in MY FAIR LADY
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