RHYMES AGAINST HUMANITY #2

 (to the tune of Cole Porter’s  Let’s Fall in Love)

T Cells do it, germs do it

Even  little tiny birds do it

Let’s do it, lets execute.

In  Iran,  ayatollahs  doit   (oh you’ll really get stoned)

Tali ban and some Pakis do it

Let’s do  it, lets execute.

The Chinese on the main land  do it

And they charge by the shot,

The Japs in Japan do it

In rooms quite hush hush.

Some folks down in Houston love it,

A bit more      than the rest .

Let’s do it, let’s execute.

Other states without cause do it

some say , ban the DNA,

Let’s do it,         lets execute.

It matters not that  juries rigged for it,

No,   Not one little bit.

If you’re not for it, you’re not on  it

if you are         then this juries in.

So if you’re poor without means to it

You can kiss it good-bye;

If you’re rich as a bitch,

It’s the jury that’s hung.

Let’s do it, let’s execute

Just how many have passed  through it

Not guilty, I’m sure of it.

What’s the seeming point to  it?

They’re dead to it, so

Lets’s do  it let’s execute

The cost to bear is immense for it

The psychic and expense for  it.

Oh just hand me a gun.

And I’ll do it!

Let’s do it let’s execute.

Let’s do it let’s execute.

THE END