Wednesday, January 28, 2015

RHYMES AGAINST HUMANITY #2

 (to the tune of Cole Porter’s  Let’s Fall in Love)


T Cells do it, germs do it
Even  little tiny birds do it
Let’s do it, lets execute.
In  Iran,  ayatollahs  doit   (oh you’ll really get stoned)
Tali ban and some Pakis do it
Let’s do  it, lets execute.

The Chinese on the main land  do it
And they charge by the shot,
The Japs in Japan do it
In rooms quite hush hush.

Some folks down in Houston love it,
A bit more      than the rest .
Let’s do it, let’s execute.

Other states without cause do it
some say , ban the DNA,
Let’s do it,         lets execute.

It matters not that  juries rigged for it,
No,   Not one little bit.
If you’re not for it, you’re not on  it
if you are         then this juries in.

So if you’re poor without means to it
You can kiss it good-bye;
If you’re rich as a bitch,
It’s the jury that’s hung.
Let’s do it, let’s execute

Just how many have passed  through it
Not guilty, I’m sure of it.
What’s the seeming point to  it?
They’re dead to it, so
Lets’s do  it let’s execute

The cost to bear is immense for it
The psychic and expense for  it.
Oh just hand me a gun.
And I’ll do it!
Let’s do it let’s execute.
Let’s do it let’s execute.
THE END


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